My daughter is two and I know that everyone says that the terrible two’s are named that for a reason. However I am thinking that they should call it more like the make your parents want to stomp their reproductive organs into a bloody mound on the floor. Maybe that would take to long to say? I find that my daughter will test the boundaries endlessly. I say “do not pour soap all over the floor” Next second that I turn my head she finds her way to the soap. I also do not understand why she will climb anything to just get the diaper rash cream then once she has it what does she do, she eats it. I cannot think that that tastes good. I have been lucky because I almost always find it before she gets it into her mouth but GROSS!
So not only do I get to deal with a raging two year old but I am four months pregnant and still sick as if I had eaten raw meat. So I get anti-nausea pills but they make me comatose. So I have to be sick, awake and dealing with a two year old till my husband gets home.
Now I do think that my little girl is the most wonderful thing ever and she is not all demon. She some how picked up that when she said good bye that people would say “I will miss you” so now as we say good bye she says “bye, you’ll miss me” How she knows to turn it to me and you’ll I don’t know she is so smart which equals more trouble for me.
Through the eyes of the Goddess 